Don't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostDon't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!
Typical bloody permie!
Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Turned down; didn't want to relocate at the rate/salary offered (decided I'd lose money)
Back to the bench...B00med!Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostDon't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!
What an idiot!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Unless it's a contract where you will be liable to pay back the cost if you leave early.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYeah WHS.. get in, rape the training budgetOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Welcome home, brother.Originally posted by Advocate View PostTurned down; didn't want to relocate at the rate/salary offered (decided I'd lose money)
Back to the bench...
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Hmm very good point!Originally posted by d000hg View PostUnless it's a contract where you will be liable to pay back the cost if you leave early.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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