SC Cleared

[tino]

How do actually get security clearance ?

Quite a few roles request that the applicant has security clearance and I am thinking of obtaining this myself as an addition to my CV.

Can this be done ?

you buy it from a shop n'at innit

[gingerjedi]

Aha! Now the other security clearance Catch-22 kicks in.

You cannot advertise you have it.

And you should not have posted it on here either.

I wouldn't worry, it's the first thing people see on my CV after my contact details and it's been on there for 6 years, no-one has ever pulled me up on it and it's probably gotten me numerous gigs that would have otherwise passed me by.

[BrowneIssue]

Me sorry to not understand. Explain please how achieve me my role clearance for security.

You go India. Join tech company in call centre. Get teached good English and get gived new English name like Dayvee. Then can get new job at multinational call centre. Get transferred to UK by multinational under their ListX status. Sit at desk in big company in UK for 6 months pretending to know how to code for enough money to keep your family on a subsistence income. Suck up boss to make sure transferred to Defence site when multinational thrown off site at big company. Keep head down. Discover you magically have DV clearance. Piss yourself laughing and clear off to a consultancy, or something.

HTH

[TheRefactornator]

You go India. Join tech company in call centre. Get teached good English and get gived new English name like Dayvee. Then can get new job at multinational call centre. Get transferred to UK by multinational under their ListX status. Sit at desk in big company in UK for 6 months pretending to know how to code for enough money to keep your family on a subsistence income. Suck up boss to make sure transferred to Defence site when multinational thrown off site at big company. Keep head down. Discover you magically have DV clearance. Piss yourself laughing and clear off to a consultancy, or something.

HTH

Understanding now much thanks you. Seems me sorted for domination of world and sorries for British destruction.