Reply to: SC Cleared

[TheRefactornator]

You go India. Join tech company in call centre. Get teached good English and get gived new English name like Dayvee. Then can get new job at multinational call centre. Get transferred to UK by multinational under their ListX status. Sit at desk in big company in UK for 6 months pretending to know how to code for enough money to keep your family on a subsistence income. Suck up boss to make sure transferred to Defence site when multinational thrown off site at big company. Keep head down. Discover you magically have DV clearance. Piss yourself laughing and clear off to a consultancy, or something.

HTH

Understanding now much thanks you. Seems me sorted for domination of world and sorries for British destruction.

[BrowneIssue]

Me sorry to not understand. Explain please how achieve me my role clearance for security.

You go India. Join tech company in call centre. Get teached good English and get gived new English name like Dayvee. Then can get new job at multinational call centre. Get transferred to UK by multinational under their ListX status. Sit at desk in big company in UK for 6 months pretending to know how to code for enough money to keep your family on a subsistence income. Suck up boss to make sure transferred to Defence site when multinational thrown off site at big company. Keep head down. Discover you magically have DV clearance. Piss yourself laughing and clear off to a consultancy, or something.

HTH

[gingerjedi]

Aha! Now the other security clearance Catch-22 kicks in.

You cannot advertise you have it.

And you should not have posted it on here either.

I wouldn't worry, it's the first thing people see on my CV after my contact details and it's been on there for 6 years, no-one has ever pulled me up on it and it's probably gotten me numerous gigs that would have otherwise passed me by.

[tino]

How do actually get security clearance ?

Quite a few roles request that the applicant has security clearance and I am thinking of obtaining this myself as an addition to my CV.

Can this be done ?

you buy it from a shop n'at innit

[TheRefactornator]

Huh? He did give you a constructive answer.

Ditto. I know I have done the same with extensive explanations and links at least twice.

Me sorry to not understand. Explain please how achieve me my role clearance for security.

[gingerjedi]

Aha! Now the other security clearance Catch-22 kicks in.

You cannot advertise you have it.

And you should not have posted it on here either.

I wouldn't worry, it's the first thing people see on my CV after my contact details and it's been on there for 6 years, no-one has ever pulled me up on it and it's probably gotten me numerous gigs that would have otherwise passed me by.

[BrowneIssue]

Please do a quick search on Security Clearance on this site, the answer to your question has been posted in detail on numerous occasions.

Don't worry Mr Google has answered the query on my behalf, and more constructively.

Huh? He did give you a constructive answer.

I've written out the noddy answer to your question in numerous posts on this very site at least half a dozen times in the last few months.

Ditto. I know I have done the same with extensive explanations and links at least twice.

[TykeMerc]

Don't worry Mr Google has answered the query on my behalf, and more constructively.

I've written out the noddy answer to your question in numerous posts on this very site at least half a dozen times in the last few months. Don't bleat about constructive answers until you've spent at least 2 seconds checking to see if the answer is easily available here already.

[kaiser78]

I'm not sure how I managed to avoid that response myself, but I'm buggered if I'm writing out the noddy guide to Clearance (yet again) for a while.

Don't worry Mr Google has answered the query on my behalf, and more constructively.

[TykeMerc]

AAAAaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!!!!!!

I'm not sure how I managed to avoid that response myself, but I'm buggered if I'm writing out the noddy guide to Clearance (yet again) for a while.

[BrowneIssue]

How do actually get security clearance ?

Quite a few roles request that the applicant has security clearance and I am thinking of obtaining this myself as an addition to my CV.

Can this be done ?

AAAAaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!!!!!!

[TykeMerc]

How do actually get security clearance ?

Quite a few roles request that the applicant has security clearance and I am thinking of obtaining this myself as an addition to my CV.

Can this be done ?

Please do a quick search on Security Clearance on this site, the answer to your question has been posted in detail on numerous occasions.

[kaiser78]

How do actually get security clearance ?

Quite a few roles request that the applicant has security clearance and I am thinking of obtaining this myself as an addition to my CV.

Can this be done ?

[Incognito]

Aha! Now the other security clearance Catch-22 kicks in.

You cannot advertise you have it.

And you should not have posted it on here either.

You can put on your Cv you hold current security clearance. You are not allowed to divulge what level. Then when the pimp phones you tell him.

[tino]

Aha! Now the other security clearance Catch-22 kicks in.

You cannot advertise you have it.

And you should not have posted it on here either.

The first rule of Security Clearance..............You don't talk about Security Clearance