Originally posted by psychocandy
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Accenture - working for?
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I was invited but never worked for Accenture but I know that you have to work long hours and would be good if you came from the University and start a career. As a contractor should be different and here you could have an idea how would be. -
Sometimes you'll only ever know is by doing the gig.
Sign up for three months (or maybe shorter) and see how it goes.
Didn't hear positive things about current client co before I started but all in all it's been a decent gig, long commute aside.
qhLast edited by quackhandle; 27 March 2017, 11:51.He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Professional forum, remember. Also, potted history or otherwise, PC responded correctly to this public sector debacle, which is why he's on the bench now.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post<snip>Last edited by administrator; 27 March 2017, 15:41.Comment
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I never worked for them (was invited for a permie interview which was a group one which I declined),but I have worked a lot with them. Total and utter nightmare incompetent to the nth degree, have no clue what they are doing and are only relying on their name as a big 5 consultancy. Many clients do know this though, but they only take them on to confirm what everybody already knew, so now they can say Accenture said so, so now we can cut x-thousend jobs.Comment
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Worked with them a lot but not for them.
If you enjoy managing a gang of under-performing Bobs that deliver sh*t systems and enjoy spending your time explaining to the client why the system they paid £m for bears no relation to the requirements or expected business outcomes ......
Then again contract is a contract and if you've got nothing lined up ....Comment
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^^ This. The management graduate using a Powerpoint presentation from hell to tell you a load of tulip you already know.Originally posted by Eirikur View PostI never worked for them (was invited for a permie interview which was a group one which I declined),but I have worked a lot with them. Total and utter nightmare incompetent to the nth degree, have no clue what they are doing and are only relying on their name as a big 5 consultancy. Many clients do know this though, but they only take them on to confirm what everybody already knew, so now they can say Accenture said so, so now we can cut x-thousend jobs.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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They'll have been so proud of him, his ill-fitting suit and freshly-cut hair.Originally posted by TestMangler View Post^^ This. The management graduate using a Powerpoint presentation from hell to tell you a load of tulip you already know.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Good friend of mine is working for them now ONLY because its better than nothing if he could escape he would tells me its a nightmare due to low rates, bull tulip coming out the wazoo in places you would never expect & the perms unfriendly attitude towards him as they know Accenture are looking to cut a few thousands jobs out when their over qualified under trained graduate management trainee powerpoint guru can work out how to edit the previous document they used to can thousands of jobs elsewhere!Comment
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In Accenture style, could you break that into bullet points please?Originally posted by uk contractor View PostGood friend of mine is working for them now ONLY because its better than nothing if he could escape he would tells me its a nightmare due to low rates, bull tulip coming out the wazoo in places you would never expect & the perms unfriendly attitude towards him as they know Accenture are looking to cut a few thousands jobs out when their over qualified under trained graduate management trainee powerpoint guru can work out how to edit the previous document they used to can thousands of jobs elsewhere!The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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average, not really, okishOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostAre there any other benefits to the gig? Decent client? Emerging tech? Learning opportunity?Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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