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It would be if it was in Trinidadian Dollars.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Nah, they assimilate the local population. They are more like Tribbles.Originally posted by uk contractor View PostSounds like they assimilate just like the Borg from Star Trek! Resistance is futile'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Stop feeding them Quadrotriticale then!Originally posted by northernladuk View PostNah, they assimilate the local population. They are more like Tribbles.Comment
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They have another saying, which sums up their culture: "Don't leave any money on the table!"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Not "show me the moooonnneeeeyyyy"!!!Originally posted by LondonManc View PostThey have another saying, which sums up their culture: "Don't leave any money on the table!"Comment
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Absolutely not. If you, as the client, got presented with the number on the final bill at the start, you wouldn't have let them in the front door to begin with.Originally posted by uk contractor View PostNot "show me the moooonnneeeeyyyy"!!!The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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