BoJo's father to become French citizen

[Eirikur]

Boris Johnson's father to apply for French citizenship | Euronews

[SueEllen]

I know some people don't like their children but...

[BrilloPad]

I know some people don't like their children but...

Everyone who meets my children says how wonderful they are. I think they are little *******. Well actually they are big ********.

I think children save their worst behaviour for their parents.

[WTFH]

Everyone who meets my children says how wonderful they are. I think they are little *******. Well actually they are big ********.

You know what they say... the tulip doesn't fall far from the aerosol.

[BR14]

You know what they say... the tulip doesn't fall far from the aerosol.

tea leaf

[WTFH]

tea leaf

I'd rather be a tea leaf than a tea bagger.

[vetran]

I'd rather be a tea leaf than a tea bagger.

what do you call nuts on your chest?
Chest nuts

What do you call nuts on your chin?

a Blowjob!