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Previously on "BoJo's father to become French citizen"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    I'd rather be a tea leaf than a tea bagger.

    what do you call nuts on your chest?
    Chest nuts

    What do you call nuts on your chin?

    a Blowjob!

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    tea leaf

    I'd rather be a tea leaf than a tea bagger.

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    You know what they say... the tulip doesn't fall far from the aerosol.
    tea leaf

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Everyone who meets my children says how wonderful they are. I think they are little *******. Well actually they are big ********.

    You know what they say... the tulip doesn't fall far from the aerosol.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    I know some people don't like their children but...
    Everyone who meets my children says how wonderful they are. I think they are little *******. Well actually they are big ********.

    I think children save their worst behaviour for their parents.

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  • SueEllen
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    I know some people don't like their children but...

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  • Eirikur
    started a topic BoJo's father to become French citizen

    BoJo's father to become French citizen

    Boris Johnson's father to apply for French citizenship | Euronews

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