Why, Why, Why?!?

[Whorty]

cool story, but you'd sh1t yourself if a penny banger went off.
great fantasy though, maybe you should write children's stories or some such.

Nah, sorry to disappoint, but all true. I am indeed a qualified South African Safari guide. Loved every second of it. You should try doing something less dull, maybe you'd see life differently and be less of a self hater. You might even find yourself a personality

[BR14]

Nah, sorry to disappoint, but all true. I am indeed a qualified South African Safari guide. Loved every second of it. You should try doing something less dull, maybe you'd see life differently and be less of a self hater. You might even find yourself a personality

Aye, - right.
and i'm the pope.

[NotAllThere]

Only complete morons make sweeping generalisations.

Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

[Whorty]

Aye, - right.
and i'm the pope.

Good for you ... now, about all those priests with little alter boys ......

[shaunbhoy]

Well, that's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

Being so slow, I'm not surprised you missed the irony.

[shaunbhoy]

I am indeed a qualified South African Safari guide.

So you were the equivalent of a Butlitz Redcoat. Whoop-de-dooo!

"Safari Guide"...................bwahahahahahaha.......... .....like a zookeeper but with less personality.

[vetran]

Nah, sorry to disappoint, but all true. I am indeed a qualified South African Safari guide. Loved every second of it. You should try doing something less dull, maybe you'd see life differently and be less of a self hater. You might even find yourself a personality

You must now that the cert that NLyUK gave you to wear the Pith helmet is a fake.

Strange the vast majority of ex forces personnel I have worked with have been intelligent, resourceful & fun unlike the majority of remainers i have conversed with on here are arrogant and need to go to the clap clinic as they are irritating chunts!

[Old Greg]

Aye, - right.
and i'm the pope.

You're too chubby.

[Gibbon]

If you think I'm a moron that's your choice.

Armies rely on their fodder taking orders without question; not just the british army but all armies. But hey, what do I know

Feck all, seriously.

[NotAllThere]

Being so slow, I'm not surprised you missed the irony.

I did spot the irony - just thought Whorty needed it pointing out. Did you spot I "liked" your post? Or are you too slow?