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Opening salvos

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    Opening salvos


    #2


    Half the cabinet gone.

    At this rate, there may be an election before they even meet. There's no way you're that brutal with Cabinet, absent a majority, unless you're planning for an immediate (i.e., Autumn) election, surely?

    Also, Dom Cummings is now driving this ship. He's not known for holding back.

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      #3
      Well, that 'in detail' has basically ****ed Johnson up now as every fule knows, details are not his strong point...
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post


        Half the cabinet gone.

        At this rate, there may be an election before they even meet. There's no way you're that brutal with Cabinet, absent a majority, unless you're planning for an immediate (i.e., Autumn) election, surely?

        Also, Dom Cummings is now driving this ship. He's not known for holding back.
        An early election is his best chance, before it completely falls apart. Mind you, the British electorate aren't the brightest.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          An early election is his best chance, before it completely falls apart. Mind you, the British electorate aren't the brightest.
          Aye.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            An early election is his best chance, before it completely falls apart. Mind you, the British electorate aren't the brightest.
            Quite. At least 48% can't be trusted to wipe their own backsides without the benefit of an instruction manual.

            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Quite. At least 48% can't be trusted to wipe their own backsides without the benefit of an instruction manual.

              Whereas the remaining 52% can't even read an instruction manual let alone wipe their own backsides...
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                An early election is his best chance, before it completely falls apart. Mind you, 52% of the British electorate aren't the brightest.
                FTFY

                Edit: I see I'm not the 1st to state that
                Last edited by Whorty; 24 July 2019, 17:42.
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Quite. At least 48% can't be trusted to wipe their own backsides without the benefit of an instruction manual.

                  Leave voters with the exception of those who plan to clean up on Brexit. Sounds about right, but even you can't call a bus advert an instruction manual.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    Quite. At least 48% can't be trusted to wipe their own backsides without the benefit of an instruction manual.

                    This is true. Meanwhile, the other 4% shorted the UK economy.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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