Opening salvos

[Old Greg]

How do we vote for Knob of the Week?

Ask your care worker to read you the instruction manual.

[Zigenare]

How do we vote for Knob of the Week?

The election is rigged, OG always wins.

[darmstadt]

How do we vote for Knob of the Week?

Join the Conservative Party possibly?

[Mordac]

Mordac will need to find someone who can read his instruction manual before responding.

How do we vote for Knob of the Week?

[Old Greg]

This is true. Meanwhile, the other 4% shorted the UK economy.

Mordac will need to find someone who can read his instruction manual before responding.

[NotAllThere]

Quite. At least 48% can't be trusted to wipe their own backsides without the benefit of an instruction manual.

This is true. Meanwhile, the other 4% shorted the UK economy.

[Old Greg]

Quite. At least 48% can't be trusted to wipe their own backsides without the benefit of an instruction manual.

Leave voters with the exception of those who plan to clean up on Brexit. Sounds about right, but even you can't call a bus advert an instruction manual.

[Whorty]

An early election is his best chance, before it completely falls apart. Mind you, 52% of the British electorate aren't the brightest.

FTFY

Edit: I see I'm not the 1st to state that

[darmstadt]

Quite. At least 48% can't be trusted to wipe their own backsides without the benefit of an instruction manual.

Whereas the remaining 52% can't even read an instruction manual let alone wipe their own backsides...

[Mordac]

An early election is his best chance, before it completely falls apart. Mind you, the British electorate aren't the brightest.

Quite. At least 48% can't be trusted to wipe their own backsides without the benefit of an instruction manual.

[jamesbrown]

An early election is his best chance, before it completely falls apart. Mind you, the British electorate aren't the brightest.

Aye.

[Old Greg]

Half the cabinet gone.

At this rate, there may be an election before they even meet. There's no way you're that brutal with Cabinet, absent a majority, unless you're planning for an immediate (i.e., Autumn) election, surely?

Also, Dom Cummings is now driving this ship. He's not known for holding back.

An early election is his best chance, before it completely falls apart. Mind you, the British electorate aren't the brightest.

[darmstadt]

Well, that 'in detail' has basically ****ed Johnson up now as every fule knows, details are not his strong point...

[jamesbrown]

Half the cabinet gone.

At this rate, there may be an election before they even meet. There's no way you're that brutal with Cabinet, absent a majority, unless you're planning for an immediate (i.e., Autumn) election, surely?

Also, Dom Cummings is now driving this ship. He's not known for holding back.

[Old Greg]