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I think you'll find that the word "planet" doesn't apply to microscopic grains of dust.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
It's a quantum sized planetOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostI think you'll find that the word "planet" doesn't apply to microscopic grains of dust.Comment
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You know what you are right, that is why my brain is the size of a planet and yours clearly isn't.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI think you'll find that the word "planet" doesn't apply to microscopic grains of dust.
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It's strange, next I expect he'll use the term "slugheads".Originally posted by meridian View PostLike a 5 year old discovering a new swear word.....
Of course, the original quote about "brain the size of a planet" was made by a severely depressed thing with paranoia, described by the author as a failure.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Sorry to hear that you hate British parliamentary democracy.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostFTFY
Brain the size of a planet and I still have to communicate with moronsComment
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Amusingly, you can't construct an English sentence.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostYou know what you are right, that is why my brain is the size of a planet and yours clearly isn't.
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If anyone did have a brain the size of planet it would be unlikely to function.I'm alright JackComment
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Now your thinking is being constrained by your own feeble physical limitations.Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostIf anyone did have a brain the size of planet it would be unlikely to function.Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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