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    #id
    Originally posted by meridian View Post
    Why does he need a donation system, if he’s fully funded by Banks to live in a £13,000pm rental in Chelsea?.
    Every little helps.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #id
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #id
        What's the difference between a toilet and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?

        A toilet has more seats.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #id
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          What's the difference between a toilet and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?

          A toilet has more seats.
          You won't find a toilet in a prison cell.

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              #id
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              You won't find a toilet in a prison cell.
              Something tells me that you haven't thought that one through.

              However in the spirit of encouragement and to embrace the more retarded members of this forum and the diversity which they bring, jolly well done!

              Have a you retarded anti-Semitic turd.
              Last edited by Zigenare; 29 May 2019, 11:55.

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                #id
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                You won't find a toilet in a prison cell.
                I thought these days almost all cells have toilets?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I thought these days almost all cells have toilets?
                  Plant cells don't, at least not porcelain ones.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I thought these days almost all cells have toilets?
                    Don't take it too seriously, Brillo.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by meridian View Post
                      Oy, I don't receive that until next week. No spoilers...!

                      Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                      Something tells me that you haven't thought that one through.
                      No. What a cretin.
                      you retarded anti-Semitic turd.
                      anti-Semitic could well be conceived as an antisemitic spelling. It has the false idea that antisemitism is being against Semitic races. But in its origin, it was coined specifically to mean "anti-Jew" with the intent of giving it a pseudo-scientific gloss.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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