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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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What's the difference between a toilet and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?
A toilet has more seats.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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You won't find a toilet in a prison cell.Originally posted by WTFH View PostWhat's the difference between a toilet and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?
A toilet has more seats.Comment
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Something tells me that you haven't thought that one through.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou won't find a toilet in a prison cell.
However in the spirit of encouragement and to embrace the more retarded members of this forum and the diversity which they bring, jolly well done!
Have a
you retarded anti-Semitic turd.
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I thought these days almost all cells have toilets?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou won't find a toilet in a prison cell.
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Plant cells don't, at least not porcelain ones.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI thought these days almost all cells have toilets?
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Don't take it too seriously, Brillo.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI thought these days almost all cells have toilets?
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Oy, I don't receive that until next week. No spoilers...!Originally posted by meridian View Post
No. What a cretin.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostSomething tells me that you haven't thought that one through.
anti-Semitic could well be conceived as an antisemitic spelling. It has the false idea that antisemitism is being against Semitic races. But in its origin, it was coined specifically to mean "anti-Jew" with the intent of giving it a pseudo-scientific gloss.you retarded anti-Semitic turd.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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