I voted Remain, not just for political reasons but because my ex moved to Spain and I want her to stay there.
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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First wife Irish, second wife German, current mistress French...if it wasn't for the EU, Nigel would still be a virgin...
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Ridicule the man and make fun of him. Then you can avoid dealing with the issues that are making him popular.Comment
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Some of us are, those who vote for Farage aren't. HTH.Originally posted by woohoo View PostRidicule the man and make fun of him. Then you can avoid dealing with the issues that are making him popular.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The issues that make him popular are that he is a personality who is very good at manipulating the media.Originally posted by woohoo View PostRidicule the man and make fun of him. Then you can avoid dealing with the issues that are making him popular.
He has no policies apart from one - and there’s no detail behind that one.
Should you ridicule a charlatan who convinces he’s a man of the people, like JRM, and that anyone who actually works for a living is an “elite”?
Ridicule him, or admire him for fooling so many people?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Dry your eyes mate.Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe issues that make him popular are that he is a personality who is very good at manipulating the media.
He has no policies apart from one - and there’s no detail behind that one.
Should you ridicule a charlatan who convinces he’s a man of the people, like JRM, and that anyone who actually works for a living is an “elite”?
Ridicule him, or admire him for fooling so many people?Comment
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He’s very popular with Aaron Banks. Perhaps you prefer your elected representatives to be in the back pocket of individuals?Originally posted by woohoo View PostRidicule the man and make fun of him. Then you can avoid dealing with the issues that are making him popular.
“Democracy”.....
Nigel Farage facing investigation by EU authorities over lavish gifts from millionaire tycoon | The IndependentComment
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The Farage Party:-
- No members
- No policies
- No constituency offices
- No manifesto
- No Brexit plan
There is nothing to vote for. It's a company wholly owned and controlled by Nigel Farage. It has a donation system intended to mask the source of donations. It's sole purpose is to get Farage re-elected, so he keeps his GBP80k job. He decides how donated funds are spent and how much he will make. It's not a political party, it's a political vanity project and anyone who donates and votes for it proves how gullible Brexiters are...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Why does he need a donation system, if he’s fully funded by Banks to live in a £13,000pm rental in Chelsea?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThe Farage Party:-
- No members
- No policies
- No constituency offices
- No manifesto
- No Brexit plan
There is nothing to vote for. It's a company wholly owned and controlled by Nigel Farage. It has a donation system intended to mask the source of donations. It's sole purpose is to get Farage re-elected, so he keeps his GBP80k job. He decides how donated funds are spent and how much he will make. It's not a political party, it's a political vanity project and anyone who donates and votes for it proves how gullible Brexiters are...
Gullible proles both supporting his lifestyle, and voting for him to retain that lifestyle.Comment
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