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25 July 2019, 14:20

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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25 July 2019, 17:34
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26 July 2019, 12:26

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#334

26 July 2019, 13:23

The right and tulip hair:

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26 July 2019, 13:26

I'm alright Jack
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26 July 2019, 14:32

How a country dies of embarrassment:

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#337

27 July 2019, 11:41

It's what the 17.4 million wanted:

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28 July 2019, 10:04

It's the will of the people:

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28 July 2019, 10:24

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29 July 2019, 16:07

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