Plans to evacuate Queen if brexit goes ugly are ready

[Old Greg]

Oh Miss?......Miss?......sniffle.....blub.......Miss? .....I think one of the nasty boys said something beastly Miss.........sniffle.......whimper.........Tell him off Miss.......wahhh!!

FFS...............MTFU you gurning muppet.

Freedom of speech innit? If it's ok to say something 'beastly' then it's ok to call out 'beastliness'. If you can't handle it, find yourself a safe space curled up behind the hot food counter.

[original PM]

Lampposts is a reference to the hanging of Mussolini by Italian partisans.

HTH

The term 'lampposts and pitchforks' is generally used to mean people will get their comeuppance and be held accountable for their actions

Yes it is based on the hanging of people from lampposts and people then running them through with pitchforks but I think everyone clearly knows that someone using this terms is not actually implying people should be hung from lampposts and then run through with pitchforks.

I mean some people desperately need that but it is not really any of the MPs or MEPs

[shaunbhoy]

The term 'lampposts and pitchforks' is generally used to mean people will get their comeuppance and be held accountable for their actions

Yes it is based on the hanging of people from lampposts and people then running them through with pitchforks but I think everyone clearly knows that someone using this terms is not actually implying people should be hung from lampposts and then run through with pitchforks.

I mean some people desperately need that but it is not really any of the MPs or MEPs

You may be presuming a little too much considering the delicate nature of some of the needy snowflake bremoaners in this sub-forum.

Eirikur and Whorty will be all over this when they get back from their counselling session.

[original PM]

Yeah I should have realised it was a bit risqué - especially after Jo Cox (RIP)

[NotAllThere]

The term 'lampposts and pitchforks' is generally used to mean people will get their comeuppance and be held accountable for their actions

"lampposts and pitchforks" gets exactly one hit on google, so probably it's not generally used at all.

[Whorty]

Oh Miss?......Miss?......sniffle.....blub.......Miss? .....I think one of the nasty boys said something beastly Miss.........sniffle.......whimper.........Tell him off Miss.......wahhh!!

FFS...............MTFU you gurning muppet.

I'm Meh on what you think, armchair soldier. If you think it's ok to condone threats on our sovereign parliament, that's clearly your choice. It makes you a coward and a snowflake, but i'm sure in your head you'll justify it.

Unlike you, I'm a man in real life, I don't have to pretend to be a man on line

[Whorty]

The term 'lampposts and pitchforks' is generally used to mean people will get their comeuppance and be held accountable for their actions

Yes it is based on the hanging of people from lampposts and people then running them through with pitchforks but I think everyone clearly knows that someone using this terms is not actually implying people should be hung from lampposts and then run through with pitchforks.

I mean some people desperately need that but it is not really any of the MPs or MEPs

Trying to justify what you proposed via a veiled threat. We all know what you meant, but equally we all know you're an imbecile and a coward; given your intellect you'd shove the pitchfork in your own foot

Pray tell, who are these others that you think desperately need to be strung up on lampposts?

You, fella, are a waste of space.

[shaunbhoy]

I'm a man in real life, and if I want to go bleating to the mods to try and get someone banned on here for saying something that I am desperately trying to twist into something far more sinister, then that is my prerogative as a big whining jessie!

ftfy

I don't have to pretend to be a man on line

Well you are certainly making little attempt at doing that. You make Eddie Izzard look like Stone Cold Steve Austin!!



Now tell us all again of how you just instinctively "Know" that you would be a revelation under battlefield conditions, even though you have never been within a few hundred miles of anywhere truly dangerous? I LOVE that story.

[Old Greg]

ftfy



Well you are certainly making little attempt at doing that. You make Eddie Izzard look like Stone Cold Steve Austin!!



Now tell us all again of how you just instinctively "Know" that you would be a revelation under battlefield conditions, even though you have never been within a few hundred miles of anywhere truly dangerous? I LOVE that story.

The worst danger Spuddy ever faced was when they accidentally issued him with the non-safety peeler.

[TestMangler]

The worst danger Spuddy ever faced was when they accidentally issued him with the non-safety peeler.

That's not fair. I'm sure some of them spuds were a bit sharp. Well, sharper than him at least. And then there's the big pans of boiling water.