Plans to evacuate Queen if brexit goes ugly are ready

[shaunbhoy]

The worst danger Spuddy ever faced was when they accidentally issued him with the non-safety peeler.

“We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.”

[TestMangler]

“We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us. and they need fed.”

FTFY Jellyhead.

[Old Greg]

“We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.”

And you were proud to serve them tea. We get that, but lay off the fantasies that you were ever one of them.

[shaunbhoy]

And you were proud to serve them tea. We get that, but lay off the fantasies that you were ever one of them.

I have no need of fantasies. I deal only in facts. Unpalatable as they may be for the keyboard warriors on here.

“The soldier is the Army. No army is better than its soldiers. The Soldier is also a citizen. In fact, the highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is that of bearing arms for one’s country”

[Old Greg]

I have no need of fantasies. I deal only in facts. Unpalatable as they may be for the keyboard warriors on here.

“The soldier is the Army. No army is better than its soldiers. The Soldier is also a citizen. In fact, the highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is that of bearing arms for one’s country”

There's too much of a disconnect between your cretinism and the needs of a professional army. It's pretty disrespectful of you to expect anyone to believe that the Army would have had you. NAAFI, I can buy, and there's no shame in that. You're still doing your bit.

[TestMangler]

“The soldier is the Army. No army is better than its soldiers. The Soldier is also a citizen. In fact, the highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is peeling spuds for those soldiers”

FTFY Jellyhead.

[shaunbhoy]

There's too much of a disconnect between your cretinism and the needs of a professional army.

Not sure you are best placed to comment when you have the dubious honour of running a Nail salon.

[shaunbhoy]

“...It is a proud privilege to be a soldier – a good soldier … [with] discipline, self-respect, pride in his unit and his country, a high sense of duty and obligation to comrades and to his superiors, and a self confidence born of demonstrated ability.”

[TestMangler]

“...It is a proud privilege to be a soldier – a good soldier … [with] discipline, self-respect, pride in his unit and his country, a high sense of duty and obligation to comrades and to his superiors, and a self confidence born of demonstrated ability.”

So, is that how you turned out to be an utter wank ?

[Whorty]

Now tell us all again of how you just instinctively "Know" that you would be a revelation under battlefield conditions, even though you have never been within a few hundred miles of anywhere truly dangerous?

Whoever said I'd know I'd instinctively be a revelation in a battlefield. Just like you, I've not been in a battlefield.

As for being somewhere truly dangerous, you're wrong there fella. I've worked in the South African bushveld, walking with the big 5. Often without a gun You may think you're brave, but I'd like to see you face down a charging lion, rhino or elephant, on foot, without a gun to hand. You'd do one in your pants and be crying

However, I did learn to shoot, I learnt to take down big game when charging, to protect those in my group. But, and you wouldn't understand this, it takes more bravery and intelligence to stop violence without pulling the trigger. As a wanna be soldier you'd want to pull the trigger and put everyone in even more danger