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    Poo donors wanted

    'Super poo donors' wanted

    Well, there seems to be plenty to go around in here
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Are there any vegans here? They seem to be best.

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      #3
      Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
      Are there any vegans here? They seem to be best.
      Hmmmmmm Vegan....best served with chips, breaded mushrooms, onion rings and baked beans

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        #4
        Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
        Hmmmmmm Vegan....best served with chips, breaded mushrooms, onion rings and baked beans
        Fry the chips in beef dripping to really annoying them.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Fry the chips in beef dripping to really annoying them.
          What else would you fry chips in. I'm shocked that there might be other alternatives

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            #6
            Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
            Are there any vegans here? They seem to be best.
            Vegans might generate a lot, but I'm not sure that the gut flora of a herbivore is going to help a normal human with their digestion.

            It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf.
            See You Next Tuesday

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              #7
              Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
              Are there any vegans here? They seem to be best.
              Vegans don't poo as that involves killing off millions of bacteria
              Actually why do vegans have bacteria at all, isn't that against their principles having other creatures working for humans

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