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Hmmmmmm Vegan....best served with chips, breaded mushrooms, onion rings and baked beansOriginally posted by GreenMirror View PostAre there any vegans here? They seem to be best.Comment
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Fry the chips in beef dripping to really annoying them.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostHmmmmmm Vegan....best served with chips, breaded mushrooms, onion rings and baked beansComment
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What else would you fry chips in. I'm shocked that there might be other alternativesOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostFry the chips in beef dripping to really annoying them.Comment
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Vegans might generate a lot, but I'm not sure that the gut flora of a herbivore is going to help a normal human with their digestion.Originally posted by GreenMirror View PostAre there any vegans here? They seem to be best.
It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf.See You Next TuesdayComment
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Vegans don't poo as that involves killing off millions of bacteriaOriginally posted by GreenMirror View PostAre there any vegans here? They seem to be best.
Actually why do vegans have bacteria at all, isn't that against their principles having other creatures working for humansComment
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