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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Are there any vegans here? They seem to be best.
    Vegans don't poo as that involves killing off millions of bacteria
    Actually why do vegans have bacteria at all, isn't that against their principles having other creatures working for humans

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Are there any vegans here? They seem to be best.
    Vegans might generate a lot, but I'm not sure that the gut flora of a herbivore is going to help a normal human with their digestion.

    It doesn't take any intelligence to sneak up on a leaf.

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  • Yorkie62
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Fry the chips in beef dripping to really annoying them.
    What else would you fry chips in. I'm shocked that there might be other alternatives

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    Hmmmmmm Vegan....best served with chips, breaded mushrooms, onion rings and baked beans
    Fry the chips in beef dripping to really annoying them.

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  • Yorkie62
    replied
    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Are there any vegans here? They seem to be best.
    Hmmmmmm Vegan....best served with chips, breaded mushrooms, onion rings and baked beans

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  • GreenMirror
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    Are there any vegans here? They seem to be best.

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  • DaveB
    started a topic Poo donors wanted

    Poo donors wanted

    'Super poo donors' wanted

    Well, there seems to be plenty to go around in here
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