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All Star Comedy Extravaganza
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Wow, what a lie up!Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
Join leading Brexiteers Esther McVey MP, Sir Rocco Forte, Nigel Farage MEP, Iain Duncan Smith MP, Kate Hoey MP and Tim Martin as they unite to stand up for the 17.4 million people who voted to leave."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Thanks for the heads-up, but I'll probably wait for the DVD.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I hope the hall is large enough to fit in 17.4m people ....Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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In the style of Tom Robinson, presumably?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostTommy Robinson is opening with a cover of the UKIP Calypso song.
All together now: 2-4-Brexit-Motorway...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Fixed it.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
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Join leading Brexiteers Esther McVey MP, Sir Rocco Forte, Nigel Farage MEP, Iain Duncan Smith MP, Kate Hoey MP and Tim Martin as they unite to stand up for screwing the 17.4 million people who voted to leave."Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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