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    #41
    Originally posted by Bean View Post
    Can I Join The Army | Find Out if You Are Eligible | British Army - British Army
    Education;
    "I have finished school, or am still studying"

    Criminal Convictions;
    "I have no unspent criminal convictions"



    Oh look - you are spouting ignorance.
    Bit dated, but I doubt anything's changed:

    Almost 40% of army recruits have reading age of 11, MPs warn - BBC News
    Access Denied
    Army has new fight on its hands as it battles obesity | UK | News | Express.co.uk

    Explains SB to a tee.

    I reckon you should join the army, Mr. Bean.
    With your IQ and low educational background you'd be a shoo-in
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #42
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Bit dated, but I doubt anything's changed:

      Almost 40% of army recruits have reading age of 11, MPs warn - BBC News
      Access Denied
      Army has new fight on its hands as it battles obesity | UK | News | Express.co.uk

      Explains SB to a tee.

      I reckon you should join the army, Mr. Bean.
      With your IQ and low educational background you'd be a shoo-in
      The average reading age in the UK is 9, so the army is doing above the national

      Specifying a reading age for web content - Content Design London

      the average reading age in the UK is about 9 years old. 1.7 million adults in England, have literacy levels below those expected of an 11-year-old
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #43
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Bit dated, but I doubt anything's changed:

        Almost 40% of army recruits have reading age of 11, MPs warn - BBC News
        Access Denied
        Army has new fight on its hands as it battles obesity | UK | News | Express.co.uk

        Explains SB to a tee.

        I reckon you should join the army, Mr. Bean.
        With your IQ and low educational background you'd be a shoo-in
        So I post the current live link to the joining requirements, to which you reply with outdated op-ed pieces?

        You have some gall to attack the intelligence of others on this forum


        PS. You don't know my IQ or educational background, so you really should stop repeating it - because it won't make it true.
        PPS. How are the Portuguese pigeons treating your rants?
        Originally posted by Old Greg
        I admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf
        ♕Keep calm & carry on♕

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          #44
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          The average reading age in the UK is 9, so the army is doing above the national

          Specifying a reading age for web content - Content Design London
          That figure is contradicted by this:

          12m workers have reading age of children | UK news | The Guardian

          According to that half the working population have a reading age equivalent to someone leaving school.
          Shocking thought that is, it means the average reading age of the whole] population is going to be higher than 9.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #45
            Originally posted by Bean View Post
            So I post the current live link to the joining requirements, to which you reply with outdated op-ed pieces?

            You have some gall to attack the intelligence of others on this forum
            Yes because the army is only hiring slim, highly educated people nowadays
            I have the gall to attack your intelligence because clearly you're thick as mince.


            Originally posted by Bean View Post

            PS. You don't know my IQ or educational background
            See above.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #46
              The army aren't recruiting anyone because they outsourced the recruitment to Crapita
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #47
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Yes because the army is only hiring slim, highly educated people nowadays
                I have the gall to attack your intelligence because clearly I'm thick as mince, but project onto you.

                See above.
                ftfy

                Did you not read a link that was provided to you, again?

                Can I Join The Army | Find Out if You Are Eligible | British Army - British Army
                Health & Fitness;
                "I am fit and have no injuries"


                The original claim by Eirikur was "the brainless who can't think for themselves" - which is != finished school.
                Nobody claimed 'highly educated'.

                PS. Just to remind you that these are the current requirements, listed on the link originally provided to you, you complete cretin
                Originally posted by Old Greg
                I admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf
                ♕Keep calm & carry on♕

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                  Oh wait I'm right you moron

                  "Everyone makes mistakes and a criminal conviction doesn’t have to stop you from joining the Army. Be honest about your past history when you come in for a chat, and we might be able to offer you that all-important second chance. "

                  That word, 'might' implies you are still a moron, given you have no reply about the education requirement too.

                  HTH BIDI


                  PS. Do you know the difference between unspent and spent convictions in the UK?
                  Originally posted by Old Greg
                  I admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf
                  ♕Keep calm & carry on♕

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Bean View Post
                    ftfy

                    Did you not read a link that was provided to you, again?

                    Can I Join The Army | Find Out if You Are Eligible | British Army - British Army
                    Health & Fitness;
                    "I am fit and have no injuries"


                    The original claim by Eirikur was "the brainless who can't think for themselves" - which is != finished school.
                    Nobody claimed 'highly educated'.

                    PS. Just to remind you that these are the current requirements, listed on the link originally provided to you, you complete cretin
                    If you a believe a C-grade for your GCSEs means having a good education, you're probably having such grades yourself.

                    So many contractors are ex military, can't believe how stupid most of them are
                    Last edited by Eirikur; 23 October 2018, 10:51.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Bean View Post
                      Takes some brass neck for a military service dodger to take the mickey out of someone who actually has served in the military......

                      or is the service dodger a different user that I've confused with you AtW?
                      I reserve the right to take the mickey out of anybody

                      Especially somebody who spent time in safe HQ listening to the radio and peeling potatoes for dinner

                      HTH

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