Post Brexit Cuisine

[BlasterBates]

Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

Chicken in Chlorine
Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
Methylated Spirit Trifle

[northernladyuk]

Unicorn roadkill.

[sal]

I believe the quote from Liam Fox in this morning Metro was in the line of:

This is just a minor point, that will come up at the very end of the trade negotiations

Meaning that it will be accepted not to waste all the time and energy that went into the rest of the talks...

Not that it's some kind of a surprise for anyone, we all knew it's coming.

[PurpleGorilla]

Just shop at Morrisons FFS!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/bu...-a7839441.html

[northernladyuk]

Crushed saboteur.

[Paddy]

Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

Chicken in Chlorine
Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
Methylated Spirit Trifle

Sounds better in French

Poulet au chlore
Stroganoff de boeuf, avec des nouilles et des stéroïdes
Le maquereau a fumé dans le moutarde gaz
Crisps aromatisés au bacon et au phosgène
Mélange d'esprit méthylé

[NotAllThere]

You missed out "Antibiotic stew", or "Ragoût contre les bactéries"

[Mordac]

Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

Chicken in Chlorine
Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
Methylated Spirit Trifle

Or just buy British Organic. FFS will you give it a fookin rest, the EU gave us horse flavoured beef (or was it beef flavoured horse?). Or don't you trust the missus not to buy American?

[vetran]

why don't you boys carry on choking on the cucumbers?

Germany warned over food scares | The Independent

Comes to something when even the Russians ban your food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

Or horse sausages

[BlasterBates]

Chicken Salad with E. Coli dressing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_U..._coli_outbreak