A fair and concise summary of Brexit I think:
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[Merged]Brexit stuff (part 2)
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Postftfy
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSo our immigrant friend thinks that something from the FT is gibberish, shows the intelligence of brexiters“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSo our immigrant friend thinks that something from the FT is gibberish, shows the intelligence of brexitersComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostA fair and concise summary of Brexit I think:
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Italy referendum: Renzi risks populist wave - BBC News
The next domino prepares to topple. I expect the establishment in Italy are, as we speak, busily warning their electorate about plagues of frogs and fire and brimstone should they vote against their "advice".
Maybe they could invite Gideot or Sturgeon across there to add their voices to the debate?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostItaly referendum: Renzi risks populist wave - BBC News
The next domino prepares to topple. I expect the establishment in Italy are, as we speak, busily warning their electorate about plagues of frogs and fire and brimstone should they vote against their "advice".
Maybe they could invite Gideot or Sturgeon across there to add their voices to the debate?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostA fair and concise summary of Brexit I think:
Remainers : we are profiting under the EU and our politicians have a pensions scheme stop whining. If we leave we might have to apply for visas to go skiing.
Leavers : But we never voted for the EUSSR!
Remainers : of course you did it was clearly on display in your local EU office Obviously you are a bunch of retarded racists. If you vote leave the devil will turn England into an inner circle of hell.
Leavers : Yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”. Ever thought of going into advertising?
Remainers : See you knew all along ! Now just bend over & take it otherwise we will have a plague of locusts.
Leavers : No we went searching when you told us it had always been the plan to turn the common market into the Single option.
Remainers : Well you need to be run from Brussels/Strasbourg (Bloody hell we can't even decide which city to run it from) its not like the UK can run itself if only you had let that nice Mr Bonaparte or Hitler win it would have been over by now.
Leavers : What pish we don't want a single Europe with poor workers surging round desperately trying to get work at minimum wage, its not as if they have a decent employment record over there its 40% unemployment.
Remainers : Bunch of racist economic illiterates. The Polish fought in the battle of Britain you know and German Prince Albert introduced Christmas trees to England we should welcome them all with open arms. Imagine what COULD happen if you don't stay in the EU, that's a really nice little pair of legs you have there how would you walk around if we broke them?
Leavers : Yes but wages at the bottom end are dropping to below subsistence levels and housing is so over used its £250k for a studio flat in sink estate. Getting School places is almost impossible.
Remainers : well if you can't adapt you are obviously as thick as mince.Last edited by vetran; 1 December 2016, 22:56.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostItaly referendum: Renzi risks populist wave - BBC News
The next domino prepares to topple. I expect the establishment in Italy are, as we speak, busily warning their electorate about plagues of frogs and fire and brimstone should they vote against their "advice".
Maybe they could invite Gideot or Sturgeon across there to add their voices to the debate?
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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