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    #21
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Caption underneath:

    Estimated retention =
    day rate x 300 days per annum
    Who earns £500 and works 300 days a year? Only some with a large coke habit would need to do that.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #22
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      Who earns £500 and works 300 days a year? Only some with a large coke habit would need to do that.
      In my world there is only a maximum of 252 working days this year, so a 300 WD year is a 6 day week every week just about.
      "Israel, Palestine, Cats." He Said
      "See?"

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        #23
        Anyone who seriously believes they can retain more than they earn deserves to get shagged up the arse by these lot !
        Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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          #24
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Just out of interest I chucked in £500 a day as a rate into the calculator, apparently my estimated retention is £150,000 a year!

          WooHoo!

          I got £0.00 retention. Is that how they do it?

          #ponzischeme

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            #25
            Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
            Anyone who seriously believes they can retain more than they earn deserves to get shagged up the arse by these lot !
            It may actual be possible (if they use your initial payment as the starting point of a carousel vat fraud scam).
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #26
              Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
              I got £0.00 retention. Is that how they do it?

              #ponzischeme

              I got that. Then I changed my name from aaa to aaa aaa and it gave me loads of dosh. I'm in.

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                #27
                bedouin Group

                All -
                You will find it is Richard Powell and not Simon Powell
                You will find the Bedouin group also of Warrington & Bristol & the Isle of Man

                your powers of being a detective northerly not quite up to Columbo's standards yet ! - however, you may have the same dirty raincoat - who knows!
                CarolMapleAccountants&HypayUmbrella

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by bestnetpayfriend View Post
                  All -
                  You will find it is Richard Powell and not Simon Powell
                  You will find the Bedouin group also of Warrington & Bristol & the Isle of Man

                  your powers of being a detective northerly not quite up to Columbo's standards yet ! - however, you may have the same dirty raincoat - who knows!
                  Good points well made. I am clearly nt cut out to be a Private Investigator
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #29
                    Looks like the thunder of this forum has been noticed. Site now says 85% retention.
                    300 days eh? I don't think I'd be a quality candidate for them; I can't seem to do more than 210 days on average (I know, I know, it's lazy..)
                    "My God, it's huge!!"

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