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Look everyone someone's planted some beans
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Originally posted by eek View PostWho earns £500 and works 300 days a year? Only some with a large coke habit would need to do that."Israel, Palestine, Cats." He Said
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Anyone who seriously believes they can retain more than they earn deserves to get shagged up the arse by these lot !Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostJust out of interest I chucked in £500 a day as a rate into the calculator, apparently my estimated retention is £150,000 a year!
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostAnyone who seriously believes they can retain more than they earn deserves to get shagged up the arse by these lot !merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostI got £0.00 retention. Is that how they do it?
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I got that. Then I changed my name from aaa to aaa aaa and it gave me loads of dosh. I'm in.Comment
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bedouin Group
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You will find it is Richard Powell and not Simon Powell
You will find the Bedouin group also of Warrington & Bristol & the Isle of Man
your powers of being a detective northerly not quite up to Columbo's standards yet ! - however, you may have the same dirty raincoat - who knows!CarolMapleAccountants&HypayUmbrellaComment
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Originally posted by bestnetpayfriend View PostAll -
You will find it is Richard Powell and not Simon Powell
You will find the Bedouin group also of Warrington & Bristol & the Isle of Man
your powers of being a detective northerly not quite up to Columbo's standards yet ! - however, you may have the same dirty raincoat - who knows!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Looks like the thunder of this forum has been noticed. Site now says 85% retention.
300 days eh? I don't think I'd be a quality candidate for them; I can't seem to do more than 210 days on average (I know, I know, it's lazy..)"My God, it's huge!!"Comment
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