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BN66 - the road to Judicial Review

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    Originally posted by Plonker View Post
    I wonder if those lovely people at HMRC celebrate xmas?

    They will probably spend xmas day trying to figure out how to tax Santa, considering he claims non domiciled tax status.
    Word has it that the mince pies and glasses of milk are a benefit in kind. The revenue simply fail to believe that these are all for personal consumption. Apparently 'because he's magic' doesn't constitute a legal defence, so they have retrospectively backdated the tax and interest for 300 years. The treasury is £200m down because of this aggressive and artificial bun stashing scheme. They have emphasised that they have always made it clear that this was the case, it says so in the Magna Carta, simply by rearranging several words and pretending others mean something different, and adding a few new ones if necessary.

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      Originally posted by OnYourBikeGB View Post
      Word has it that the mince pies and glasses of milk are a benefit in kind. The revenue simply fail to believe that these are all for personal consumption. Apparently 'because he's magic' doesn't constitute a legal defence, so they have retrospectively backdated the tax and interest for 300 years. The treasury is £200m down because of this aggressive and artificial bun stashing scheme. They have emphasised that they have always made it clear that this was the case, it says so in the Magna Carta, simply by rearranging several words and pretending others mean something different, and adding a few new ones if necessary.
      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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        Dear MrYouKnowWho (TM) and all Inland Revenue employees reading this...

        I would like to claim back the money for 3 tins of Homebase paint to paint my garden shed, a Virgin TV subscription and a dog leash (that I wont go into details about).

        Your faifthful servant

        Gordon Brown
        'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
        Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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          Sorry, what is a CN?

          Can we have a sticky or section for all the acronyms used on this site for the newbies?

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            CN - Closure Notice
            Regards

            Slobbo

            "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

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              .... or TP.

              Toilet paper.

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                Originally posted by wheatgerm View Post
                Sorry, what is a CN?

                Can we have a sticky or section for all the acronyms used on this site for the newbies?
                page 1 of this thread has a post with latest info on it

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                  acronyms

                  What does HMRC stand for?

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                    Originally posted by DonkeyRhubarb View Post
                    What does HMRC stand for?
                    Her Majesty's Retrospective Conmen
                    'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                    Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                      Hmrc

                      Originally posted by DonkeyRhubarb View Post
                      What does HMRC stand for?
                      H HEARTLESS
                      M MEAN
                      R RETROSPECTIVE
                      C C???? !!!!

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