BN66 - Time to fight back (Chapter 3)

[BrilloPad]

Sounds like Mr YouKnowWho TM is going to get a lot of phone calls if he doesnt get his act together.

So he is going to get alot of phone calls.......

[AlbionRovers]

Xmas Chuckle

At the end of each tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
(Matzo: A very thin brittle biscuit of unleavened bread)
'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls.'
'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d*ck.'

[Boycie]

At the end of each tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
(Matzo: A very thin brittle biscuit of unleavened bread)
'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls.'
'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d*ck.'

Quality! What a refreshing post

[BrilloPad]

Quality! What a refreshing post

So when are you popping up for that coffee? I have interesting clientco news.......

[Boycie]

So when are you popping up for that coffee? I have interesting clientco news.......

Poss tomorrow - will give you a call.

[CanPayButWouldRatherNot]

re-submit my 2006/07 return

I have received a nice letter from Hector giving me the opportunity to re-submit my 2006/07 return and asking for final accounts for Trust and partnership upto April 2007.

I have passed this on to TQ/NW.

I too had one of these.

Scanned it in and sent it on to nw et al ...hope they got it ok .....don't want to be a pest and ask if they recieved it ...

...should I post a copy just to be on the safe side ? ...

your indecisively

CPBWRN.

[SantaClaus]

At the end of each tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
'What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
(Matzo: A very thin brittle biscuit of unleavened bread)
'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls.'
'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d*ck.'

Excellent. I love a good jewish joke!

[SantaClaus]

So when are you popping up for that coffee? I have interesting clientco news.......

More sackings, Brillo?

[BrilloPad]

More sackings, Brillo?

I PMed you as - well - who cares what I say. People will just assume the worst reading this. Anyone who objects is welcome to call PC Plod and get them to ask admin to drag my PM off the server.

I suppose I will have to make the coffee with Boycie a public meet. Unless I forget.

[SantaClaus]

I PMed you as - well - who cares what I say. People will just assume the worst reading this. Anyone who objects is welcome to call PC Plod and get them to ask admin to drag my PM off the server.

I suppose I will have to make the coffee with Boycie a public meet. Unless I forget.

Yep, dont forget we need a report of what was discussed at your coffee meeting under the terms of the terrorism act.