Contractors claiming for allowance

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Give up the pair of you or you'll be for the chop

Now what's your beef?

[Goldenboy]

So whose telling porkies

[r0bly0ns]

Mutton chops over there....

[Bluebird]

Nope I'm a butcher - just run a multi million pound umbrella company on the side

of course she could mean Pat Butcher...

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

of course she could mean Pat Butcher...

Bluebird - I'm hurt

[Bluebird]

I take it you're more of a foxy chick like Carly then...

[TheFaQQer]

I take it you're more of a foxy chick like Carly then...

She didn't even get a mention in the sexiest CUK babe - yet another glaring omission!

[Hevra]

Could be worse, could be Heather Trott

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Trott

Hevra

[TheFaQQer]

You reckon? There are a whole bunch on this board who have been. Here are at least 6.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/accou...t=investigated
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...=investigation

Given that there are a total of about 100 people who post regularly on this forum and are likely to have answered the question, that makes it at least a 6% chance of being investigated - completely unscientific of course. Yes it's quite low, but not low enough to risk a reaming by HMRC in my opinion...

And here's another one. Difference on this one is this is someone working through an umbrella and is now being investigated.

[Bluebird]

And here's another one. Difference on this one is this is someone working through an umbrella and is now being investigated.

and lets face it works out about a couple of hundred quid over a year - you work and extra day and a half and you have the same money and 6 years peace of mind.

No brainer.