Contractors claiming for allowance

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Are you an accountant?

Nope I'm a butcher - just run a multi million pound umbrella company on the side

[DaveB]

Nope I'm a butcher - just run a multi million pound umbrella company on the side

Give us a pound of pork sausages, a nice bit of steak and a P60 while you're at it love

[Hevra]

Give us a pound of pork sausages, a nice bit of steak and a P60 while you're at it love

Steak and kidney P11D?

I'll get my coat..

Hevra

[Bluebird]

Nope I'm a butcher - just run a multi million pound umbrella company on the side

Lisa, thats probably the worst thing you could have said - this thread will never die now due to meat inuendo...

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Lisa, thats probably the worst thing you could have said - this thread will never die now due to meat inuendo...

Ah well as long as it brings home the bacon

[Bluebird]

Ah well as long as it brings home the bacon

you'll end up with egg on your face

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

you'll end up with egg on your face

I can't help hamming it up

[BA to the Stars]

Give up the pair of you or you'll be for the chop

[Bluebird]

I can't help it, she so braising...[now thats getting bad]

[andy-moo]

there is alot at steak here come on guys