Yeh, got into trouble with some Bookies and high class hookers. Was wondering if I can use the money in the company account to pay them off before I get my legs broken?
Serious posters only please.
Serious posters only please.
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Use my company. I'm closing it as I'm vat defrauding...no paper trail see. -
You’re having a laugh MF! Next you’ll be telling us that you didn’t use the trick of buying the ex-council flat to use as a mail drop and to give the impression that you are skint to the tax man and the debt collectors.Drivel is my specialityComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan
You're a right p*ss taking sod 
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Of course, if you were roasting with foreign clients. Seems like a perfectly reasonable form of corporate entertainment to me.Originally posted by MarillionFanComment
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Business ents. - Yeah you can get away with that no problem.Comment
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If your betting involved buying futures on the stock market on behalf of your company that is acceptable expenditure. If you are writing a programme to sell to bookies and punters then expenditure in testing your programme is acceptable.Originally posted by MarillionFan
If the hookers are part of customer entertainment or a team building exercise that is also acceptable.
Note that gambling debts are not legally enforceable, they are called “debts of honour”."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Or alternatively, "Debts of pay up or well send the boys round to break your feckin' legs."Originally posted by Paddy"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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put it down as a entertainment...............me thinks i'll book a top notch £1,000 an hour escort this week
Keep it clean!!!Comment
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Ask those hookers to provide you with the receipt !!! If they are top class (as you say) then they must be registered !!Comment
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