Serious yeh. Ok. You can pay whatever you like from company account. The only naughty bit would be claiming it is anything other than a potentially taxable loan to yourself.
I once asked if I could claim for massage parlours on accountingweb. My status on there went down after that.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Owe the Bookies. Can I sign a company cheque"
Collapse
-
Ask those hookers to provide you with the receipt !!! If they are top class (as you say) then they must be registered !!
Leave a comment:
-
put it down as a entertainment...............me thinks i'll book a top notch £1,000 an hour escort this week
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by PaddyNote that gambling debts are not legally enforceable, they are called “debts of honour”.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by MarillionFanYeh, got into trouble with some Bookies and high class hookers. Was wondering if I can use the money in the company account to pay them off before I get my legs broken?
Serious posters only please.
If the hookers are part of customer entertainment or a team building exercise that is also acceptable.
Note that gambling debts are not legally enforceable, they are called “debts of honour”.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by MarillionFanYeh, got into trouble with some Bookies and high class hookers. Was wondering if I can use the money in the company account to pay them off before I get my legs broken?
Serious posters only please.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by MarillionFanYeh, got into trouble with some Bookies and high class hookers. Was wondering if I can use the money in the company account to pay them off before I get my legs broken?
Serious posters only please.
Leave a comment:
-
You’re having a laugh MF! Next you’ll be telling us that you didn’t use the trick of buying the ex-council flat to use as a mail drop and to give the impression that you are skint to the tax man and the debt collectors.
Leave a comment:
-
Use my company. I'm closing it as I'm vat defrauding...no paper trail see.
Leave a comment:
-
Owe the Bookies. Can I sign a company cheque
Yeh, got into trouble with some Bookies and high class hookers. Was wondering if I can use the money in the company account to pay them off before I get my legs broken?
Serious posters only please.Tags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Leave a comment: