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Something along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant''CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I thought you were planning to leave your current accountants.....Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSomething along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant'merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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it was them who told him to piss off.Originally posted by eek View PostI thought you were planning to leave your current accountants.....Comment
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It does annoy me that no ones managed to link TFL and Network Rail together so you can pee on your Oyster. It would make far more sense.Comment
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Make sure that you don't have a long satisfying tulip at the same time as that would be a BIK
Also I hope you're steering clear of using the clients toilets - a pointer to IR35⭐️ Gold Star ContractorComment
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Only if they are exerting control over you. NLUK does it properly - he gets a substitute in to have a dump in the office, while he goes home for one.Originally posted by PerfectStorm View PostAlso I hope you're steering clear of using the clients toilets - a pointer to IR35
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Is that instead of shallots / tobasco, or whatever?Originally posted by Jessica@WhiteFieldTax View PostIt does annoy me that no ones managed to link TFL and Network Rail together so you can pee on your Oyster. It would make far more sense.Comment
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You should have tucked away John Thomas before taking the pictureOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostSomething along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant'
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