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    #21
    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
    What does your accountant say?
    Something along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant'
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      #22
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Something along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant'
      I thought you were planning to leave your current accountants.....
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #23
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        I thought you were planning to leave your current accountants.....
        it was them who told him to piss off.

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          #24
          It does annoy me that no ones managed to link TFL and Network Rail together so you can pee on your Oyster. It would make far more sense.

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            #25
            If you did get a receipt you could have expensed it under networking....

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              #26
              NLadyUK's got a season ticket to the toilets - you could have borrowed it.

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                #27
                Make sure that you don't have a long satisfying tulip at the same time as that would be a BIK

                Also I hope you're steering clear of using the clients toilets - a pointer to IR35
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by PerfectStorm View Post
                  Also I hope you're steering clear of using the clients toilets - a pointer to IR35
                  Only if they are exerting control over you. NLUK does it properly - he gets a substitute in to have a dump in the office, while he goes home for one.

                  Doesn't everyone do that?
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Jessica@WhiteFieldTax View Post
                    It does annoy me that no ones managed to link TFL and Network Rail together so you can pee on your Oyster. It would make far more sense.
                    Is that instead of shallots / tobasco, or whatever?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      Something along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant'
                      You should have tucked away John Thomas before taking the picture

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