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    Just wished my agent a happy birthday on facebook.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      How long before that pint sues you for harrassment?
      It's a pint of Glaswegian lager, - it'll nut him first!

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        Avast needs updating. Which means I will lose my remote login to megabank PC.

        At the moment everyone is WFH and I will struggle to get back in after reboot.

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          The cleaner is in.

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            When I look out of the window I see a garden with alot of rubbish on the patio.

            I should complain really....

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              When I look out of the window I see a garden with alot of rubbish on the patio.

              I should complain really....
              However it is Mrs BP! I daren't complain. Look what happened to the cats when they did.....

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                Afternoon all

                Other-half's sister and her bf visited with two small people in tow (it was ok, they weren't random elves, they belong to the sister).

                Munchies and chat, swapped pressies.

                House seems quiet now despite my "rock classics" mp3 mix currently playing.

                Trying to decide whether to sweep the leaves off the lawn or not bother...
                Do what thou wilt

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                  Now I have left the Client Co premises I can share the real reason why I and someone else on here got canned early.

                  It was budgetary obviously, although a bit of a different theme this time....

                  It seems that one of the departments refused to honour a cost charge even though everything was agreed, prior

                  As the alternative was a multi million pound fine if it went wrong, a senior manager came up with a very innovative solution...

                  He raided the execs bonus pot, once they spotted cash disappearing at quite a rate a massive fuss kicked off and we were given the old heave ho.

                  You couldn't make it up
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    Off into town shortly. As my relatives, or some of them, are of the opinion that I’m basically committing suicide by going out of doors and putting one foot in front of the other, I’m reluctantly accepting a lift down to the High Street, though I’m insisting on walking back

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                      Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
                      Very delicately phrased but still awkward on your last morning. Call down and ask the concierge whether he has a small roll of carpet. He'll do the rest.
                      a slight departure from a Mercedes & a drunken Chauffeur but I suppose that might look a little suspect nowadays.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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