If you had to choose a place to die (and it couldn't be in your own bed surrounded by Playboy bunnies, in orgasmic bliss) where would it be?
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No, I think Nick's got you on that one.
edit - darn, too slow.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I think he is within the original remit there.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostPlease see OP
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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In the house of commons taking a bullet to the head having just killed the entire useless sorry lot of MPs. Nice to think I would have made the country a better place in which to live.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostIf you had to choose a place to die (and it couldn't be in your own bed surrounded by Playboy bunnies, in orgasmic bliss) where would it be?Comment
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Underwater."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Good point. Oops!Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostOP says your own bed
OK - new rule. No shagging involved in death permitted.Comment
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In a pharmacy, surrounded by morphine+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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