Contractor UK competence test

**DaveB** · 15 July 2009, 12:47

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

A competence test should be implemented on all existing and new members without delay.

Those that fail get their description changed to something appropriate such as "Thicky" or "Dull as ditchwater" or "Auto-ignore" or "Rampant racist".

What criteria are required?

That'll be new titles all round then. Can I have "Nice But Dim"?

**The Lone Gunman** · 15 July 2009, 12:49

Can I have Tosser amongst Tossers?

**Drewster** · 15 July 2009, 12:51

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

A competence test should be implemented on all existing and new members without delay.

Those that fail get their description changed to something appropriate such as "Thicky" or "Dull as ditchwater" or "Auto-ignore" or "Rampant racist".

What criteria are required?

"Other please specify"

No offence but you are being overly restrictive with these criteria - I feel.

**Halo Jones** · 15 July 2009, 12:51

A belief in ones self that you are an elite contractor and all that you say / do is correct, that clients are Muppets and agents are the spawn of Satan and that your client co should be proud to pay you lots of money to surf the net & post here

**Pondlife** · 15 July 2009, 12:51

Get in!

"Not from New Zealand"

Pondlife makes it through to the next round.

**sasguru** · 15 July 2009, 12:53

Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Get in!

"Not from New Zealand"

Pondlife makes it through to the next round.

Phew!
Just made it on the "Not a retired coffin-dodging troll" criterion.

**EternalOptimist** · 15 July 2009, 12:54

Other - A nice clean bum

**orac** · 15 July 2009, 12:54

Rampant racist

I thought “Rampant racist” was a positive term on this board?

**sasguru** · 15 July 2009, 12:55

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Other - A nice clean bum

We like HAB. Let him stay.

Able and willing to use some punctuation	14.81%	16 votes
A minimum IQ of 100	4.63%	5 votes
A minimum IQ of 120	6.48%	7 votes
A minimum IQ of 150	10.19%	11 votes
Able to write something - anything! - interesting about themselves	10.19%	11 votes
Built like a pony / got Zeppelins (not actually criteria, just for interest)	6.48%	7 votes
Not from New Zealand	10.19%	11 votes
Not a retired coffin-dodging troll	8.33%	9 votes
A sense of humour, FFS	18.52%	20 votes
Other, please specify	3.70%	4 votes
Proof of id that you are AndyW	6.48%	7 votes

Contractor UK competence test