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BrilloPad replied

20 July 2009, 14:06
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

That'll be new titles all round then. Can I have "Nice But Dim"?
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BlackenedBiker replied

15 July 2009, 14:38
Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post

Have a guess how many people with an IQ of +150 there are in Britain???

Go on guess......

Answer will be posted later....

.5% therefore about 300000. Of that cohort 0 or none subscribe to this web forum

(please bear in mind that my estimate is correct to +1/-1 accuracy)
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Drewster replied

15 July 2009, 14:13
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Nah, string length is too long for the field. ( I hope! )

"I might be Dim but I'm not Stupid" may be but:
"I'm Dim but not Stupid" is same as
"Tosser among Tossers"

HTH
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DaveB replied

15 July 2009, 14:02
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Don't tempt fate!!! Cos that might "fit".........

Nah, string length is too long for the field. ( I hope! )
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cailin maith replied

15 July 2009, 13:48
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I know. I'm scared to say anything now

I like the one you got EO!
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Drewster replied

15 July 2009, 13:46
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Glad I didnt go with my first instinct. And no, I'm not posting it now. I might be Dim but I'm not Stupid

Don't tempt fate!!! Cos that might "fit".........
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EternalOptimist replied

15 July 2009, 13:46
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Glad I didnt go with my first instinct. And no, I'm not posting it now. I might be Dim but I'm not Stupid

I know. I'm scared to say anything now
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DaveB replied

15 July 2009, 13:44
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

My work here is complete:

Well done, Mods.

Glad I didnt go with my first instinct. And no, I'm not posting it now. I might be Dim but I'm not Stupid
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DiscoStu replied

15 July 2009, 13:43
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Cos they don't want to be banned.... naughty Stu
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Drewster replied

15 July 2009, 13:43
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

How come nobody's mentioned n@rks yet?

Cos that would be purile and predictable...... Oh I see what you mean!
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cailin maith replied

15 July 2009, 13:43
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

WHS. I prefer that to godlike any day of the week.

TLG - nice one!
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cailin maith replied

15 July 2009, 13:43
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

How come nobody's mentioned n@rks yet?

Cos they don't want to be banned.... naughty Stu
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The Lone Gunman replied

15 July 2009, 13:42
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Thanks Mod's. I think

WHS. I prefer that to godlike any day of the week.
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DiscoStu replied

15 July 2009, 13:42
How come nobody's mentioned n@rks yet?
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cailin maith replied

15 July 2009, 13:41
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Thanks Mod's. I think
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