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    #21
    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    just cut the end of my thumb off with a kitchen knife.

    can't stop the bleeding.

    any bright ones?

    ta, eo.
    Yeah. Don't be gay. If you're fit enough to post, you're fit enough to get your arse out to work...
    Older and ...well, just older!!

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      #22
      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
      I revel in schadenfreude as much as the next CUK poster, but I think there is a chance that EOs mishap could still prove to be life-threatening.

      Instead of attending to his wound, he spent time posting on CUK using his no-doubt grotty and bacillus-laden keyboard, and so will probably develop sepsis in the next 48 hours or so.
      In which case we can nominate him for a Darwin award in his memory
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #23
        Thanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.

        Some will be pleased to hear that:

        a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
        b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
        c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected

        EO
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #24
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
          Thanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.

          Some will be pleased to hear that:

          a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
          b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
          c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected

          EO
          48 hourer?!!!!

          Much did you bill for that?!!!!!!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
            Thanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.

            Some will be pleased to hear that:

            a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
            b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
            c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected

            EO
            Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?

            Should have chucked it in the canal.


            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #26
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
              Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?

              Should have chucked it in the canal.

              Should have chucked you in the canal.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
                Should have chucked you in the canal.
                Oh dear, I'm cut to the quick

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #28
                  Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?

                  Edge play confirmed then !

                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    48 hourer?!!!!

                    Much did you bill for that?!!!!!!
                    £80/hr - same as usual...

                    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                    Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?

                    Should have chucked it in the canal.

                    Tw@

                    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
                    Should have chucked you in the canal.
                    How kind...
                    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                      £80/hr - same as usual...



                      Tw@



                      How kind...
                      80 quid an hour. do you need an apprentice ? I'll peel yer spuds for you



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