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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCyclingProgrammer View Post
    Its up to me if I work on the day the Queen dies and I doubt I'll care enough to lose a day of billable work.
    No MOO clause in your contract then?
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    Perhaps there'll be openings for "contract wailers" to look sorrowful on the day, if nobody else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    No MOO clause in your contract then?
    My clients pay me to complete their project on time, I bill them for when I work. If they want to explicitly ask me to stop working they have that option, but otherwise its up to me. Seeing as I normally charge a weekly rate, if my client wants to lose a day of work that's up to them, they still get billed for the full week.

    My point was, generally speaking, my clients do not control my working hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCyclingProgrammer View Post
    Its up to me if I work on the day the Queen dies and I doubt I'll care enough to lose a day of billable work.
    I would have to have a few stiff drinks on realising her feckwit son and heir is now the new King.
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    I'm a republican but I shall be sorry when she does snuff it 'cos that loathsome Prince of Daftness will become Charles III.

    They had the right idea with the first one.
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    I thought the original article in The Guardian was excellent. Not so the Daily Mail poor copy.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    I'm a republican but I shall be sorry when she does snuff it 'cos that loathsome Prince of Daftness will become Charles III.

    They had the right idea with the first one.
    He doesn't have to become King Charles he can use any of his names and it's thought he is likely to become King George VII though everyone would prefer it if he became King Arthur. (He won't becoming King Phillip if the reports about the relationship with his dad are true.)

    Oh this is another reason why the names of the heir and nearest spares has to be checked with the monarch so we don't end up with King Kevin or Queen Sharon.
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