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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWell someone isn't getting any for sureDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostHe does seem a little tetchy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Unfortunately I am driving so zero alcohol for me. It has paid off in former years when being randomly stopped. No smell of alcohol and piggy does not even bother to breathalyse me. However, I always ask if they have finished, then I give them a rollicking and insist that they give me a “stop” notice. They ask “what ethnicity
do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View Post“what ethnicity
do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box.
Now this is my mental image obviously quite wrong.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostThey ask “what ethnicity do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box.
If I was a copper and you were obviously "Caucasian" I'd do you for wasting police time, because "Black Caribbean" is five letters longer to write down!Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostChortle!
If I was a copper and you were obviously "Caucasian" I'd do you for wasting police time, because "Black Caribbean" is five letters longer to write down!Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAdmin, is it too late to change the Thread of the Year I voted for to this one?Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostDebrief from the day now, please.
All fine and back to normal, thankfully. I'm not back in the office yet, but we went for a quick coffee on the last day and laughed about it then talked shop as it we hadn't seen each others bits.
Phew.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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