Is George Osbourne keeping you awake?

[LondonManc]

You see no flaw in that plan ?

Depends what sort of lady Lisa is.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

I'd be up for it

And for a trip to HMRC

Oh honestly, you boys are incorrigible

As soon as we get notice of a consultation date I'll let you know

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

I think walking round their offices with a large cross, flicking water at them and shouting "BEGONE TO WHENCE YOU CAME!" "EXPELIARMUS!" or "YOU-SHALL-NOT-PASS!" might be quite good fun.

It's less Harry Potter and more Lord of the Rings - you remember the bit with the giant spider........

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Depends what sort of lady Lisa is.

That's all you need to know

[northernladuk]

Depends what sort of lady Lisa is.

That's where you've made your first mistake

[LondonManc]

That's all you need to know

Lady Chatterley, Lady Sonia, Lady C????

That's where you've made your first mistake

Leading the witness dear boy.

[MarkT]

So now we have BB, DaveB, and MarkT, who wanted to see Lisa on Friday night. Seems like the other two are ready to go to a higher level of commitment than Mark....

I'm a lightweight, although a soothing voice would have helped. My wife just tells me to shut up and stop buying cars...

[WordIsBond]

Lisa, I think you have a new business venture; IT Contractor Dating!!!

I suppose that would allow this discussion to stay in a "professional" forum?

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

That's where you've made your first mistake

And that may be yours Did I mention the black belt in nagging?

[MrMarkyMark]

I thought this thread was about George Osbourne keeping people awake