Reply to: Is George Osbourne keeping you awake?

[MrMarkyMark]

No, I meant it seemed to have switched to Lisa keeping people awake

[DaveB]

I thought this thread was about George Osbourne keeping people awake

You've not been here long, have you

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

I thought this thread was about George Osbourne keeping people awake

When have you ever known a CUK thread stay on track

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Lady Chatterley, Lady Sonia, Lady C????



Leading the witness dear boy.

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

[MrMarkyMark]

I thought this thread was about George Osbourne keeping people awake

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

That's where you've made your first mistake

And that may be yours Did I mention the black belt in nagging?

[WordIsBond]

Lisa, I think you have a new business venture; IT Contractor Dating!!!

I suppose that would allow this discussion to stay in a "professional" forum?

[MarkT]

So now we have BB, DaveB, and MarkT, who wanted to see Lisa on Friday night. Seems like the other two are ready to go to a higher level of commitment than Mark....

I'm a lightweight, although a soothing voice would have helped. My wife just tells me to shut up and stop buying cars...

[LondonManc]

That's all you need to know

Lady Chatterley, Lady Sonia, Lady C????

That's where you've made your first mistake

Leading the witness dear boy.

[northernladuk]

Depends what sort of lady Lisa is.

That's where you've made your first mistake

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Depends what sort of lady Lisa is.

That's all you need to know

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

I think walking round their offices with a large cross, flicking water at them and shouting "BEGONE TO WHENCE YOU CAME!" "EXPELIARMUS!" or "YOU-SHALL-NOT-PASS!" might be quite good fun.

It's less Harry Potter and more Lord of the Rings - you remember the bit with the giant spider........

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

I'd be up for it

And for a trip to HMRC

Oh honestly, you boys are incorrigible

As soon as we get notice of a consultation date I'll let you know

[LondonManc]

You see no flaw in that plan ?

Depends what sort of lady Lisa is.

[Danglekt]

On a serious note (sorry) - I've had a thought - we usually get invited to these consultations at HMRC HQ - shall I see if I can sneak a couple of you in so that HMRC can hear it from the horses' mouth??

I think walking round their offices with a large cross, flicking water at them and shouting "BEGONE TO WHENCE YOU CAME!" "EXPELIARMUS!" or "YOU-SHALL-NOT-PASS!" might be quite good fun.