Insertions, deletions and updations

[adestor]

What is to say the queen hasn't outsourced her database updates.

Updations.

And nobody mentioned selectations

[dang65]

Heard another one yesterday. Some suit on the phone to the office the second we got off the plane:

"Blah blah blah... Yeah, we'll need global resources to solution this."

Presumably not familiar with the verb "to solve".

[NickFitz]

Heard another one yesterday. Some suit on the phone to the office the second we got off the plane:

"Blah blah blah... Yeah, we'll need global resources to solution this."

Presumably not familiar with the verb "to solve".

To management, "providing a solution" and "solving a problem" are not necessarily related concepts

[ASB]

To management, "providing a solution" and "solving a problem" are not necessarily related concepts

tulip. Another keyboard bits the dust.....

[ribble]

What about Upserts...

Dan

[Spacecadet]

What about Upserts...

Dan

There's specialist websites about upskirts, the japanese appear to be particularly keen.

Don't know why you're asking about it in this thread though, should be in LR

[dang65]

To management, "providing a solution" and "solving a problem" are not necessarily related concepts

Word.

[ribble]

There's specialist websites about upskirts, the japanese appear to be particularly keen.

Don't know why you're asking about it in this thread though, should be in LR

Specialist....

[Pogle]

I just call them deltas

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I have some sympathy with Ardesco on on this one. I've just watched "New Tricks" on Telly - it was a repeat from a while ago. A lot of the action takes place in court. There are several points at which a brief calls out "objection!" to which the judge responds "sustained" or "overruled". Anyone with the most cursory knowledge of UK courts knows this just doesn't happen here. Plainly the writers are either too immersed in US culture to know the difference or else they are trying to sell to the US. Why can't we celebrate our differences from the Septics whilst having mutual respect?

I hear loads of people using "gotten" on a regular basis, and it grates - of course no one gives a tulip what I think, but that doesn't stop me having an opinion. I like the Septics (mostly), but I don't wish to act or speak like one.

And it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't make the Brit a weasly cowardly villain any time he's allowed to speak in his own accent.