Reply to: Birds I wouldn't do, because of they're munters - NSFW

[d000hg]

One. Got married very young and have never strayed.

Same.



























What are you doing at the weekend?

[NotAllThere]

Blimey - good going, but do you not ever wonder just a little bit?

Obviously the thought crosses my mind from time to time, but never entertained seriously.

[Old Hack]

Don't be so ******* rude! My daughter is only six and she does not sell her body a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers. I don't like cider, now a four pack of Stella...

Don't get greedy, that would be two of your children, for they ain't worth Stella on their own.

[MarillionFan]

She's never do fat boy or a Squaddie, for she dislikes squaddies as much as I, and doesn't like obese, ginger, jock munters.

The wifes much more likely to pull a train in Dublin for she likes their accents.

Now MF's daughter, she does like it whenever she can get it, mostly for a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers. Just off Castle Street if you're popping by.

Don't be so ******* rude! My daughter is only six and she does not sell her body a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers. I don't like cider, now a four pack of Stella...

[Old Hack]

Old Hack's wife because Shaunbhoy and the entire Royal Engineers got there first.

She's never do fat boy or a Squaddie, for she dislikes squaddies as much as I, and doesn't like obese, ginger, jock munters.

The wifes much more likely to pull a train in Dublin for she likes their accents.

Now MF's daughter, she does like it whenever she can get it, mostly for a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers. Just off Castle Street if you're popping by.

[mudskipper]

One. Got married very young and have never strayed.

Blimey - good going, but do you not ever wonder just a little bit?

[MarillionFan]

One. Got married very young and have never strayed.

None for me, but I do have four wonderful children

Suity.

[NotAllThere]

One. Got married very young and have never strayed.

[TestMangler]

A month after we got married, the Mrs demanded to know how many women I'd been with, other than her.

I pleaded with her that we didn't want to get into that and it was all in the past, however, she insisted.

I said, right I need to think for a minute, ok, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, you, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.............

[vetran]

Question. How many have y'all had sex with? No distinction between munters or drop dead gorgeous.

I actually can't remember all of them and can't put an exact figure but around two hundred would be close.

A gentlemen never tells!

[MarillionFan]

I'm not sure counts...

Ah, leave him alone. If he wants to boast about shagging lots of women and trawling dating sites of an evening looking for a cheap shag with some syphilis riddled old lady who, are we to say he's a lonely sad fooker.

[EternalOptimist]

That's the second book, the first just covers a six week period.

Anyway, most of the birds I have sh@gged have sh@gged more birds than me


I think I have been a bit deprived by the sounds of things

[Cliphead]

I'm not sure counts...

That would be Guinness book of records stuff.

[mudskipper]

Question. How many have y'all had sex with? No distinction between munters or drop dead gorgeous.

I actually can't remember all of them and can't put an exact figure but around two hundred would be close.

I'm not sure counts...

[Cliphead]

200

I Got to read that book

probbly about 10 for me

That's the second book, the first just covers a six week period.