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Previously on "How about a bit of Chuck Norris"

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  • moorfield
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    There's only one thing harder than a Diamond


    Watching Chuck Norris trying to act

    Or sing.

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_imAA0...eature=related

    Superb.

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  • Diver
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    There's only one thing harder than a Diamond


    Watching Chuck Norris trying to act

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.
    Chuck Norris doesn't look things up on Google, Google look things up with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't use copy and paste, he rips the words from the screen and inserts them into his documents with his bare hands.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by saptastic View Post
    Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure


    - Quality - I'll ask ths missus
    Don't. With her you need the extra traction in the mud

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  • saptastic
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    chuck

    Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure


    - Quality - I'll ask ths missus

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  • williamdavis
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Chuck would use right click copy and paste hence the not needing the ctrl.
    Sorry you've lost me. What do you mean right click copy paste, I thought of them all by myself, I don't trust the internet. Do you mean to say they are on the net already??? If you do see them it is sheer coincidence.

    Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

    Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

    Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

    Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

    Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.

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  • oracleslave
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    When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

    ....is that true BM?

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  • FiveTimes
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    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    What Would Chuck Norris Do?
    Chuck would use right click copy and paste hence the not needing the ctrl.

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  • saptastic
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    chuck

    Hi.

    Did u know...

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

    Unfortunately he has never cried.

    If only.....

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  • williamdavis
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.
    but that wouldn't be as much fun.

    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
    Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
    Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
    Last edited by williamdavis; 16 July 2008, 09:22.

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    What Would Chuck Norris Do?
    Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a CTRL. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.
    What Would Chuck Norris Do?

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  • d000hg
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    Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by williamdavis View Post
    Come on the man's a god!
    Tw@t

    But since we are going downhill anyway.
    • Chuck Norris is part Cherokee. Not by birth, he ate a fsking indian.

      There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.

      Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting, hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

      There is no such thing as survival of the fittest, just the animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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