Reply to: How about a bit of Chuck Norris

[moorfield]

There's only one thing harder than a Diamond


Watching Chuck Norris trying to act

Or sing.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_imAA0...eature=related

Superb.

[Diver]

There's only one thing harder than a Diamond


Watching Chuck Norris trying to act

[DaveB]

Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.

Chuck Norris doesn't look things up on Google, Google look things up with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use copy and paste, he rips the words from the screen and inserts them into his documents with his bare hands.

[oracleslave]

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure


- Quality - I'll ask ths missus

Don't. With her you need the extra traction in the mud

[saptastic]

chuck

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure


- Quality - I'll ask ths missus

[williamdavis]

Chuck would use right click copy and paste hence the not needing the ctrl.

Sorry you've lost me. What do you mean right click copy paste, I thought of them all by myself, I don't trust the internet. Do you mean to say they are on the net already??? If you do see them it is sheer coincidence.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.

[oracleslave]

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

....is that true BM?

[FiveTimes]

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

[FiveTimes]

Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

Chuck would use right click copy and paste hence the not needing the ctrl.

[saptastic]

chuck

Hi.

Did u know...

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Unfortunately he has never cried.

If only.....

[williamdavis]

Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.

but that wouldn't be as much fun.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

[TheBigYinJames]

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a CTRL. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[Churchill]

Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

[d000hg]

Or you could just read them all off Google and save the strain on your poor CTRL, C & V keys.

[DaveB]

Come on the man's a god!

Tw@t

But since we are going downhill anyway.

• Chuck Norris is part Cherokee. Not by birth, he ate a fsking indian.
  
  There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.
  
  Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting, hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  
  There is no such thing as survival of the fittest, just the animals Chuck Norris allows to live.