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[DaveB]

Too many pis make you a hippotenuse - can anyone recommend any good diets?

Martin Luther was so dissapointed with his Diet he nailed it to a church. Not sure if he lost any weight though.

[realityhack]

so SA wants the chips treaded the pies. I prefer steak and kindney pudding but for the lack of chefs

Too many pis make you a hippotenuse - can anyone recommend any good diets?

[monkeyboy]

so SA wants the chips treaded the pies. I prefer steak and kindney pudding but for the lack of chefs

[PRC1964]

Call the Inland Revenue, they can be very helpful.

[KathyWoolfe]

So what happens if someone gets it wrong?

[DS23]

ibprofen usually does it for me but not today.

[oracleslave]

I think we should all dig deep for charity.

So what's this Facebook thing about. Anyone signed up?

[realityhack]

Will n5gooner's girlfriend give generously when he talks to her about an*l?

I think we should all dig deep for charity.

[Bear]

but none of that helps the iceman - please give as generously as you can.

Will n5gooner's girlfriend give generously when he talks to her about an*l?

[DS23]

but none of that helps the iceman - please give as generously as you can.

[MrRobin]

So what will this do to house prices in your area?

Anyone like that US TV show where the guy from Blackadder plays a doctor with Billy from Neighbours?

[Pondlife]

I was on TV last.

Fame at last

So what will this do to house prices in your area?

[monkeyboy]

I was on TV last.

Fame at last

[daviejones]

So can I claim my mobile phone on the company and HAVE P4 gone into administration or was it all a game?

[realityhack]

<New game - each post must logically/semantically follow the next, but in the true spirit of CUK, flout the guidelines by following a completely different topic>

News just in - US military awarded Ig Nobel prize for 'gay bomb'. Thanks Captain Darling.