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What's all this discussion about personality? Can we get back to shallow stuff and the rightful praise of enormous bottoms?
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Originally posted by SpartacusSome serious study was done into this a couple of years ago. I can't be bothered to look up the paper but the gist of it was that contrary to expectation women were much more shallow than men and were more likely to select a partner based on looks whereas men were more likely to select based on personality.
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Some serious study was done into this a couple of years ago. I can't be bothered to look up the paper but the gist of it was that contrary to expectation women were much more shallow than men and were more likely to select a partner based on looks whereas men were more likely to select based on personality.
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Originally posted by piscesWomen don't pass up on me for anything. I just sit at the bar licking my eyebrowse.
Is that what you use to get internet access on an Eyepod?
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Originally posted by piscesIt would be nice to think that. Have you ever been out in manky clothes and impressed a woman with talk of minimum wage? No it just doesn't happen.
Well it depends what you mean by manky clothes - if they stink or are dirty, then yes fair enough. if you just mean normal non designer clothes, then I feel very sorry for you that you think women will pass up on you for that.
If a lass cant see through fancy clothes/cars and all that tulipe then she's not worth botherring with anyway! We're not all like that!!
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Originally posted by piscesIt would be nice to think that. Have you ever been out in manky clothes and impressed a woman with talk of minimum wage? No it just doesn't happen.
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Originally posted by Board Game GeekYou mean....
Shallow Girls like guys with money and nice clothes, Shallow guys like girls with fit bodies.
Still, if it keeps the shallow and vacuous at the pointless end of the gene pool, then it leaves more helpings for those who look for a little bit more in their partners.
El duder...tsk. I bet she was a really nice girl as well. And before you offer, Mrs BGG might have something to say about that !
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El Duder, you may find this old gem useful.
Women's Personal Ads: What They Really Mean
40-ish...Really means...48
Athletic...Really means...Flat-chested.
Average looking...Really means...Ugly.
Beautiful...Really means...Pathological liar.
Educated...Really means...College dropout.
Emotionally Secure...Really means...Medicated.
Feminist...Really means...Fat; ball buster.
Free spirit...Really means...Drug user.
Friendship first...Really means...Trying to live down reputation as sl*t.
Fun...Really means...Annoying.
Good Listener...Really means...Borderline Autistic.
New-Age...Really means...All body hair, all the time.
Old-fashioned...Really means...Lights out, missionary position only.
Open-minded...Really means...Desperate.
Outgoing...Really means...Loud.
Poet...Really means...Depressive Schizophrenic.
Professional...Really means...Real Witch.
Redhead...Really means...Shops the Clairol section.
Reubenesque...Really means...Grossly Fat.
Romantic...Really means...Looks better by candle light.
Weight proportional to height...Really means...Hugely Fat.
Wants Soulmate...Really means...One step away from stalking.
Widow...Really means...Nagged first husband to death.
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Originally posted by el duderas the song says...
girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneAnother fine statement from you BGG.
Well said
as the song says...
girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money.
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Originally posted by Board Game GeekYou mean....
Shallow Girls like guys with money and nice clothes, Shallow guys like girls with fit bodies.
Still, if it keeps the shallow and vacuous at the pointless end of the gene pool, then it leaves more helpings for those who look for a little bit more in their partners.
Another fine statement from you BGG.
Well said
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Girls like guys with money and nice clothes, guys like girls with fit bodies.
Shallow Girls like guys with money and nice clothes, Shallow guys like girls with fit bodies.
Still, if it keeps the shallow and vacuous at the pointless end of the gene pool, then it leaves more helpings for those who look for a little bit more in their partners.
El duder...tsk. I bet she was a really nice girl as well. And before you offer, Mrs BGG might have something to say about that !
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Originally posted by jh0711maybe she just thought you were a f*****kin pr*ck for being so shallow and did not feel she wanted to spend any further time or effort on someone with a depth of 0.2 mm
Girls like guys with money and nice clothes, guys like girls with fit bodies.
Seems fair to me.
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