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Previously on "finally we can be sure iOwners are w*****s NSFW"

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  • NotAllThere
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    You and your loved one can come together. Do they do a dildo as well then?

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  • NickFitz
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    Related? BBC News - UK facing 'major' sperm shortage

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  • NickFitz
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    Maybe the Fleshlight owners will be more embarrassed by the association with iPads? They all use Android tablets don't they?

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  • CloudWalker
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    Do , or Do Not , there is no Try

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  • Bunk
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    The mind boggles.

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  • vetran
    started a topic finally we can be sure iOwners are w*****s NSFW

    finally we can be sure iOwners are w*****s NSFW

    Today in IT news: iPad Fleshlight a reality

    From frightening-looking prototype to reality: Fleshlight has at last, er, released its iPad faux-rifice.

    According to its blurb, the coyly named LaunchPAD offers a "whole new perspective on masturbation..."

    "Annual tablet sales are now surpassing the number of PC sales with an estimated 70 million iPads being sold across the US in 2013 alone,” said Brian Shubin, COO of Interactive Life Forms, the firm responsible for unleashing this rubberised upon the world.

    “The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is a great addition to the current Fleshlight owner’s experience.”

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