Someone we know?

[EternalOptimist]

'Brace yourself Sheila'

[mudskipper]

Is that real?

Probably not - there's a reddit thread but it's blocked at clientCo.

Perhaps someone could research the veracity?

[speling bee]

I'm always telling her not to talk with her mouth full.

But then she'd never get a word in.

[vetran]

She told me he has a massive cock.

Or maybe that he is a massive cock. She was mumbling at the time.

I'm always telling her not to talk with her mouth full.

[speling bee]

Can't be MF the todger looks too big for him, according to what his wife told me yesterday afternoon

She told me he has a massive cock.

Or maybe that he is a massive cock. She was mumbling at the time.

[Unix]

MF gets the all clear as he goes through the new airport security scanner.

Can't be MF the todger looks too big for him, according to what his wife told me yesterday afternoon

[speling bee]

MF gets the all clear as he gets stuck in the new airport security scanner.

FTFY

[Pondlife]

MF gets the all clear as he goes through the new airport security scanner.

[d000hg]

Radio-opaque nipples?

[scooterscot]

Is that real?

I thought they were just big boned?

[mudskipper]

Xray of 900lb man (that's 64 stone in real money)