Wanking as exercise

[BrilloPad]

In his twenties, with Nordic good looks and utterly charming, he donates three times a week, getting paid around £30 a visit.

Doesn't NLYUK pay that much?

[Pondlife]

Perhaps you should turn it into a Plan B

Careful

Delivery Man (2013) - IMDb

Don't bother watching

[rapid]

Those are rookie numbers in this racket ...

[MarillionFan]

Perhaps you should turn it into a Plan B

Ah no wonder Sasguru was well off.

[Troll]

Perhaps you should turn it into a Plan B

When “John”, one of the 250 regular donors on the books of European Sperm Bank, walks through the door, the attraction of using a Danish donor seems a little more obvious. In his twenties, with Nordic good looks and utterly charming, he donates three times a week, getting paid around £30 a visit.

[xoggoth]

Always call it a J Arthur myself.

[Unix]

A quick pot noodle only burns 30 calories.

[BrilloPad]

I eat 60 pot noodles a day.

Wasn't there something about wanking in the wolf of wall street to get aggression levels up?

[Paddy]

I count it as my five a day.....

I'm too old to wank so I have outsourced it to the local Chinese massage clinic

[northernladuk]

I count it as my five a day.....

Poor show. My old girl counts at least 30 on a good day.

[northernladyuk]

I count it as my five a day.....

Only if you swallow.

[stek]

I count it as my five a day.....